Is it really such a stretch?

[corellianrogue]

Sooooo... One of the guys from SMAP has been arrested for public nudity. Interesting story by itself, sure. And, I gotta say, it did make me think 'hey, now DBSK might get picked up even MORE if any of the stations decide to shy away from SMAP for a little while.' Because at least Jaejoong had his clothes on when he was caught drunk.

With that thought in mind as I read the article, this caught my eye:

Having allegedly spent most of the night drinking with two friends in a nearby bar, he was reportedly alone when the police arrived on the scene at about 3am.

I'll wait for you to form your own theories as to why that line amused me...

Got them? No? Well, fine, obviously your brains just aren't as convolutedly fangirly as mine. But Jae could SO drink him under the table.


Anyway, in less odd news, I ended up going to a Jewish synagogue tonight for a service. My nephew's confirmation class is going around to different services and things, so I went with my sis and them tonight. It was kind of interesting.

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[blurmeese.livejournal.com]

Because at least Jaejoong had his clothes on when he was caught drunk.

kasdnka what a shame. D: but lol that thing you quoted, I kinda wish I was a SMAP fan so I could go trawl fanfic communities to see how fans are interpreting that

[krillia.livejournal.com]

Got them? No? Well, fine, obviously your brains just aren't as convolutedly fangirly as mine. But Jae could SO drink him under the table.

Oh, yay. For once I get to mock YOU, you sillysilly girl. *mocks* (However, while I would not have thought of it on my own, I did not exactly have to think to realize what you meant)

It will, I imagine, be a short-lived victory. ^^;;;

[corellianrogue]

Mock away, but it was quite literally my immediate response to seeing that line. I mean, come on, a member of SMAP goes out drinking with 'two friends' (when DBSK was just on SMAPxSMAP not too long ago) who then abandon him to sing naked in the park until 3am. At least you realized what I meant. I'd feel even weirder if you didn't.