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corellianrogueOkay, what am I doing making journal entries at 7:30 in the morning when I don't have to be up today? I shall tell you. I am making a journal entry because the alarm in the room next door has been going off since 6:00 this morning. Yes, that means I have been UP since about 6:00 this morning. Thank God I decided to go to bed early last night (read: 1:00 AM) instead of staying up till all hours like I have the other days of this break. So anyway, Emily, I am wroth with you. Even if that's Chelsey's alarm and not yours, I am still wroth with you for not controlling your roommate... and also because I just like to use the word wroth.
But, there is good news. The early hour has inspired me. Soooooo- in the much loved spirit of The Iliad, abridged, Romeo and Juliet, abridged, and Middle Earth, abridged comes
Part 1.
Earth: *poof* (or if you will, *bang*)
Part 2.
First thing to crawl out on land: *crawls out on land*
Stuff that still lives underwater: aw, snap *they know they will never be cute and furry now*
Things on land: *commence cute and furry*
Part 3.
Dinosaurs: Rawr.
Comet: heeee *evil*
Dinosaurs: *death*
Cute and furry things: w00t
Part 4.
Scene from beginning of 2001: a Space Odyssey
Part 5.
Humans: Tools, good. Fire... Good.
Cute and furry (and edible) things: shoot
Things that never crawled on land (aka fish and stuff): HA
Humans: fishing... good.
Fish and stuff: shoot
Part 6.
Llama, cat, dog, and a few others: we give
Humans: yay!
aforementioned 'domesticated' animals: sigh
Human children: FURRY!
ada: sigh
*pony rides commence*
Part 7.
Romans: Whee!
Germans: screw you, guys, we ain't civilized and we're still cooler than you.
Rome: *burn*
Empire: *death*
Romans: shoot
Germans: heeeeeeeeee *conquer England*
Celts: our culture is cooler than yours, anyway
Asia: you all suck anyway *hides*
Part 8.
Jesus, yay
Part 9.
Cristo Colon: I like ships
New world: 'sup?
CC: aha!
New world: word
Inhabitants thereof: shoot
Part 10.
War (and a few other things)
Part 11.
Bill Gates: tada
Populace of teh World: OMG glomp
Me: *writes history of world, abridged.
EL FIN!
A scene I wanted to add: Someone: *invents alarm clock* Me: *d34th*
ph34r.
Speaking of, the alarm clock seems to have stopped. If I had just ignored it for another hour and a half...
Anything else? Hmm... Wow, Wilma, only the second time there have been this many tropical storms and hurricanes since the weather service started keeping track. That's a lot. Wow.
Meh, it's too early to think. Which makes one wonder how I got that abridged done... which should make it obvious that there actually isn't that much thought involved in them. Laters.
But, there is good news. The early hour has inspired me. Soooooo- in the much loved spirit of The Iliad, abridged, Romeo and Juliet, abridged, and Middle Earth, abridged comes
Part 1.
Earth: *poof* (or if you will, *bang*)
Part 2.
First thing to crawl out on land: *crawls out on land*
Stuff that still lives underwater: aw, snap *they know they will never be cute and furry now*
Things on land: *commence cute and furry*
Part 3.
Dinosaurs: Rawr.
Comet: heeee *evil*
Dinosaurs: *death*
Cute and furry things: w00t
Part 4.
Scene from beginning of 2001: a Space Odyssey
Part 5.
Humans: Tools, good. Fire... Good.
Cute and furry (and edible) things: shoot
Things that never crawled on land (aka fish and stuff): HA
Humans: fishing... good.
Fish and stuff: shoot
Part 6.
Llama, cat, dog, and a few others: we give
Humans: yay!
aforementioned 'domesticated' animals: sigh
Human children: FURRY!
ada: sigh
*pony rides commence*
Part 7.
Romans: Whee!
Germans: screw you, guys, we ain't civilized and we're still cooler than you.
Rome: *burn*
Empire: *death*
Romans: shoot
Germans: heeeeeeeeee *conquer England*
Celts: our culture is cooler than yours, anyway
Asia: you all suck anyway *hides*
Part 8.
Jesus, yay
Part 9.
Cristo Colon: I like ships
New world: 'sup?
CC: aha!
New world: word
Inhabitants thereof: shoot
Part 10.
War (and a few other things)
Part 11.
Bill Gates: tada
Populace of teh World: OMG glomp
Me: *writes history of world, abridged.
EL FIN!
A scene I wanted to add: Someone: *invents alarm clock* Me: *d34th*
ph34r.
Speaking of, the alarm clock seems to have stopped. If I had just ignored it for another hour and a half...
Anything else? Hmm... Wow, Wilma, only the second time there have been this many tropical storms and hurricanes since the weather service started keeping track. That's a lot. Wow.
Meh, it's too early to think. Which makes one wonder how I got that abridged done... which should make it obvious that there actually isn't that much thought involved in them. Laters.
