MWHAAAAAAAAHAHAAHA!

SLYTHERIN! You scored 52% Slytherin, 32% Ravenclaw, 12% Gryffindor, and 28% Hufflepuff!

Or perhaps in Slytherin You'll make your real friends, These cunning folk use any means To achieve their ends. Slytherins are known for their ambition, guile, and Machiavellian sensiblities.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 96% on Slytherin You scored higher than 67% on Ravenclaw You scored higher than 1% on Gryffindor You scored higher than 35% on Hufflepuff

Link: The Sorting Hat Test written by leeannslytherin on Ok Cupid

HA! Told you all I was Slytherin. No one ever believes me about that. They're all like "no, you're smart, you must be Ravenclaw" or "Oh, but Gryffindor's cooler" or my personal favorite "but you aren't evil." Yeah, all Slytherins are evil, sure. Then I suppose you ought to be a little scared cause I AM SLYTHERIN! Ha!