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[corellianrogue]

To the crow that decided to start doing an impression of a car alarm outside our window at 7:30 this morning.

Dear crow,

Plz shut up or die. Or both. Or at least don't wake me up an hour before my alarm goes off and then continue cawing to KEEP me up. Please choose one of the above choices and stick with it. This is not a problem with option two. Plzkthxbye.

Not much love (although crows are pretty cool, so some love),
Me

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[raihu.livejournal.com]

Okay; I love birds. Crows and ravens especially. Love them. Find them alluring somehow.

However. I am not adverse to going outside at five in the morning to throw rocks at them. Once - just ONCE - I clipped one right on the wing. Loudmouth crow in the huge pines trees lining my property. Truth be told, I kind of cheated; used a slingshot and the little chunks of rubber around my dad's tools.

Shut him up, but the others were all, "Cawcawcaw, you got told, moron." =D

Death to them. AND THOSE FRACKING STARLINGS. Why at dawn, why?

[corellianrogue]

Luckily this was not five in the morning, because to go outside, I would have had to trudge down three flights of steps, then down and around the corner to get to the courtyard doors. And then, he was perched on top of a three-story building. So I just looked out my window for a while, hoping the wind would gust strong enough to blow the bugger off the roof.

AND DON"T FORGET THE ROBINS!!! Crack o' dawn, they're out there in the trees singing. STOP BEING EARLY, DAMMIT!!