Luckily this was not five in the morning, because to go outside, I would have had to trudge down three flights of steps, then down and around the corner to get to the courtyard doors. And then, he was perched on top of a three-story building. So I just looked out my window for a while, hoping the wind would gust strong enough to blow the bugger off the roof.

AND DON"T FORGET THE ROBINS!!! Crack o' dawn, they're out there in the trees singing. STOP BEING EARLY, DAMMIT!!