a. Wow. You're counting MINUTES. That's dedication.

b. Don't break, okay? I have no idea what's going on, but I think I might understand without that. Or not, I may just be a pretentious ass. Either way, take another *hug*.

c. I totally think you should be auctioned off in a tube-top.

d. eeeh...completely OT: does the offer for your couch still stand? It's okay if you don't feel like it.