Blenders don't have anything on hockey.

There are probably about two people who will understand my header, and I don't even know if they will. Oh well.

Hockey, man. Hockey. Fucking crazy sport. You want to slam someone up against a wall? Allowed! You want to hit people with a hockey stick? Totally legal! You want to shove someone to the ice and skate over them? Practically necessary!

I'd forgotten just how much I enjoyed this sport. Haven't really watched it in years, just because hockey doesn't get oodles of tv time around here. But maaaaaaaaaaaaaan, it's fun. Fun fun fun. I mean, just now, the US guy skated up behind a Canadian guy and just checked him right into the boards for no apparent reason.

Awesome sport. Awesome. *goes back to chanting USA! USA! USA!*

Oh well. We still have more medals than you.

But even in a fun sport... losing still sucks.

Them lighting off fireworks in the arena was kinda cool, though. And this way, America will not have an angry hat. Altogether, probably for the best. They might send the polar bears after us or something.