blech

My first ever sick day. I'm so un-proud. ( And why, yes, there ARE TMI reasons. )

So, yes. Home early. Feel like crap. Someone entertain me? Leave me a funny anecdote or your favorite line from a movie or whatever you feel like. Pwease? @_@

...Or you could discuss the spam mail I just got, claiming to be "America's Favorite Colon Cleanse!" I mean... America's FAVORITE? o.O